Note - An Explanation

I'm prone to voicing my opinion on everything. In fact, I'm known for voicing my opinion on everything. So much so that my unerring good taste and totally valid points are often met with shrugs and eyerolls by my friends. They clearly fail to realise my genius. Time, then, that I submitted my reviews on anything and everything to the web at large, to earn accolades and hearty right-ons from faceless individuals to whom I have no personal connection at all. After all, what's the worst I can expect? Except, perhaps, shrugs and eyerolls from total strangers. To which I say, "meh" and shrug whilst rolling my eyes. Welcome to the world of SHIRTY.